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Trigepelago

The area known as Trigepelago is a constellation of islands, straits, and waterways that are maintained and developed by Trigonography.

Local attractions can be reached by the open-air rail loop, which conveniently connects to the DTA Red line. Attractions on Trigepelago include the Shrine of St. Vesuvius, the Arch and Amphitheater monument, the Witch Ball, and the Xing Aquarium (currently under renovation)– and don't miss The Hole in the Bottom of the Sea!


Inceptor Island

The economic hub of Trigepelago, this area is home to the Shrine of Saint Vesuvius, a relic of antiquity that burns with everlasting flame. Currently, the Shrine serves as an armory. Candlelight services are no longer held in the Shrine on account of it being already on fire.

The Hobby Farm has dairy and beef cattle, free-range organically pit-mined hens, a hydroponic garden, an unsettling number of bees, and a herd of llamas acquired by entirely legitimate means. Next to the farm is the farmer's market, where passing travelers may purchase food items for the low, low price of zilch. A small basalt facility nearby has been approved by OSHA, or at least we assume that it's approved since we haven't been fined yet.

In the central cove lies the Domeicile, a colorful, cozy 3-bedroom dwelling of gradient glass and terra cotta featuring a full kitchen, parlor, and a double-helical fountain of lava and water.

The Lava Reserve And Memorial Wall, and FFFFFurnace are located conveniently near the Domeicile for those midnight glassmaking sessions. For those suffering from insomnia, therapeutic catharsis can be attained at the Sky-Skate Shooting Gallery.

Arriving flights are encouraged to land on the ground, as the rooftops may contain uncomfortable quantities of fire and/or lava. Flight traffic departs from The Blasenwerfer, just west of the Shrine.

The Blasenwerfer: Departure Instructions

The Blasenwerfer is an automated system for launching flights. Instructions for use are as follows:

  1. Complete all flight checklists. (i.e., equip your wings.)
  2. Choose a launch direction, which may be any of the four cardinal directions, and approach the corresponding launch gate; per DTA marking convention, launch gates are signified by yellow frames.
  3. Press the elevator door button.
  4. Step into the water column.
  5. While ascending, raise your landing gear. At the top of the Blasenwerfer, a catapult will launch you out of the tower.
  6. You now have two options: (A) deploy your wings, then relax and enjoy your flight, or (B) surrender to gravity, flail wildly, and sing the first Neil Cicirega song that comes to mind.

Don't worry; we got the enderman out of the west launch gate.


Isle Collustrabam

More correctly a peninsula, Isle Collustrabam is the site of Arch and Amphitheater monument– the purpose of which continually eludes even the most highly-regarded archaeologists, probably because not a one of them has ever heard of it. The Arch shows an unusual color-gradient in the glass, and the Amphitheater is constructed of imported minerals. It has been rumored that ancient pyrotechnic mechanisms have been discovered under this monument.

Forest of the Gap Chasm

This is a largely peaceful and occasionally skeleton-riddled forest surrounding a deep ravine. Efforts have been made to cordon off the edges, though the barriers are occasionally taken down for construction.

It is said that there is a dragon inhabiting the bottom of the ravine. Obviously there isn't one, but it's said anyway for dramatic effect.

Dendrobium Bay

A swampy area and not really a bay, this is a nature preserve where orchids grow in unusually high densities. Feel free to pick some, but please leave plenty for others to enjoy.

Timor-Caseus Rainforest

An undeveloped region of dense jungle, travelers explore the Timor-Caseus at their own risk. The Trigepelago Tourism Board takes no responsibility for levels or items lost in this region.

Cristobalite Mountain Range

This mountain range marks the western border of Trigepelago; unofficially, it is Trig territory, though native witches dispute this.