Ender's Game - Defunct

Important: see “Final Update” below

The Ender's Game on a dry run.

Ender's Game was an experiment of ManaLocke's to test timing mechanisms, and is based on a (manual) design by SethBling. The device serves two purposes:

1. Gather enderpearls, and
2. Gain some cheap experience

It is found, naturally, in the End. This can be reached by one of the two Zone of the Enders sites, which are in the DTA Nether tunnels.

Once in the end, take the bridge across to the main landmass, ascend (there's a staircase on the left), and head along the same direction as the bridge. The Ender's Game will be slightly to the right.

The instructions on its use are also included in a written book in a chest on-site. However, they are included here as well.

1. Stand on the cobblestone square directly beneath the machine.
2. Take a deep breath, and do what is normally unadvised: look several Endermen in the eye.
3. At this point, feel free to be creative. Insult their parentage. Say their dragon lacks a shout. Mock their inability to move their own stone.
4. When enough Endermen have surrounded you, look up, and press the button above. Wait for their suffering to stop.
5. Punch each Endermen once or twice with your fist (or a block, or a feather) to kill them.
6. Go to 2.

When finished, the cobblestone arrow points in the direction of the End Portal.

As of the latest revision of the laws of nature, endermen have evolved to possess a new sensory organ. This Darwinian boon allows them to detect when their skulls are attempting to coexist with dense matter, and triggers their autonomous teleporting instinct. As a result, the Ender's Game xp and pearl harvesting facility has been decommissioned.